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#11945
Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 3  
Well my dears.
As i'm sat around back in the Warrens waiting for my next mission that takes my fancy, having being rescued from them 'orrible blokes at barrad tirgul by the party including my lovely son, kakky, (even though the little shit didnt realise i was with the captured people) I thought I'd let you al know im here for some motherly advice if you need it.
i'm here for you all as you seem to put up and help look after the little sod of mine, so feel free to ask me anything you have pondering on your minds.
Love to all, especially that lovely lad Vallen.
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#11946
Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 3  
I have to say I think lots of you people out there should be asking this High Priest for her advice. She is powerful and learned. Take heed!!
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Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 5  
Hi Noggin

I have recently been doing much research into the effects of animal fidling and sacrifice to help power rituals.

I have decided that small animals like rodents and chickens make little difference to the effects.

I have asked in the hospital if I can use the recently deceased, terminally Ill, the diseased or even the Insane but my requests have all been declined :0(

Could you offer me any advice on some other resource I could use to increase the power of my invokations and or Rituals.

Thank you very much your adopted son
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Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 11  
It is good to see that someone has taken up the dear departed Auntie Gerties mantle especially in these times of great stress with new neighbours inside a somewhat full tower.

So down to the problem lack of shop space, I mean I understand that its cramped now but my dress shop has been running for 15 years and having to reduce my store front to make way for 'Dominic's Black on Black Clothing formally of Wolhold' is a travesty to this little corner of the tower.

Its just all that Black its decolouring the feel of the street, and his reaction when I suggested he add in a bit of Yellow, Silver or even Pink, well even for a Troll was outrageous!

What am I to do?

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Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 3  
Awh kakky! Lovely t'ear from you son! Ows Our Goblin Horde fairing? Hope you're keeping an eye on t'bloody pirates swift fingers!!

Vallen my lovely adoptee. I'm very glad that you have decided that the sodomising of chickens is a bad move.
However 'ave you thought that them buggers in t'hospital think you're the mad one? which we kno t'not be true eh lad. so maybe instead o letting em kno what ya upto, try using some of them bodies lying around Orin Rakatha. Them Kalid bastards especially 'owever if anyone asks who told ya, dont tell em it was me!

Kudos!
Them bloody wolfhold taking over the place eh? I may have to come and have a wander around and see what teh little blighters are upto.
Maybe try walking along the street with a big pile of open paint pots in your hands and, oh dear, a cobble out of place that you 'appen to fall ovr. big splash of paint all up the gits shop. Failing that, go see vallen and take his unwanted chickens and beat the bugger round the face with em till he gives in and adds that much needed bit of colour

Till next time lovelys!!
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Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 3  

Noggin,
I am in the process of gaining power and strength to build the size of my Horde, and while this a hard enough task as it is, with me being the only truly active Goblin on missions. Do you have any advice to aid me in my goals?
There is no need to advocate violence as you well know the Horde is proficient and very effective at that!!
Yours questioningly,
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Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 3  
My darling Kakky.

I truely want our goblin horde t'take off greatly and be successful and powerful. I know you're working very 'ard to do so and am very proud of my son.
You need to make sure that that there pirate dont take more than he earns t'keep profits up!
You could also do with keeping your inventry t'gether by tidying that bloody flat! Its all well and good being a dirty goblin but not a messy one! I brought you up better than that my dear!
Try using our Vallens charms to draw more people in, he may be dark and brooding but theres something about that lad you seem t'trust! and keep an eye on him, make sure hes not up t'no good with them chickens! And you neither lad!
Also offer 'em great things, then get 'em to sign t'contract including the small print about your taxes, anyone wants to complain you send 'em t'me, ill sort the buggers out!

And i do think its about time you came 'ome and spent the weekend wiv your mum! you're brothers and sisters will love to 'ear what ya getting upto, they think their old mams stories are boring!
Love you sonny! Hope it helps.

Love Mum

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#11963
Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 5  
Kudos

I was just wondering if you could give me directions to your dress shop.

Obviously not for myself of course !

I just thought it would stand out a little more than the black on black shop that I am actually looking for,making it easier to find
Black evil looking clothes are obviously more my Style.

I may just pop in though on the off chance I see something that might suit one of our female Reaper acolyts.

I was also wandering if you be able to help me with something as well ?

I have recently took up secondary guild status with the Grey Wardens and I was wondering if you would help tutor me in some social skills ?
You never know one day I may too be able to take up the position of diplomat by your side.

Kind regards

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#11964
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Dear Noggin

Once upon a time, Evil High Priests were - dare I say it - respected and feared. But now I find out they/some seem to be at least as daft as the rest of us.

Was it always like this in Wolfhold or has moving to Fortunes Keep given them a new perspective on life?

L
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#11965
Re:Noggin's advice column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 11  
Dearest Vallan,

So good that you would take note of my establishment.

It can be found at the back of the main Barracks road next to Mr Drangles always light candle shop.

I look forward to your visit and am sure I can sort out your needs

As to social skills it would be a pleasure to school you in the finer arts of Diplomacy, maybe you can accompany me on a mission to the Court of a Thousand Swords I believe it is scheduled for the month of Turning Moon?

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