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Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 22  
Right before I go and knock together a quick report and then write up my Thesis I figure I'd have a quick beer and report the song that might have some relevance to the ascension that came out of the last mission with those River People near the Dreaming Wotsit waystation. . . now everyone sing along it's an old tune that you might know (OOC: Think of the meter/rhyme pattern of "Mary had a little Lamb" . . use verse two to get you in the flow ).

The Dreadlord was an evil man
who was seeking to ascend
but do any of our heroes
know how this story ends

The Dreadlord had a little drow
who's hair was white as snow
and anywhere the dreadlord went
Kevralyn was sure to go

There was a priest who never cast
Kylar was his name
Anything Kiara did
He was sure to do the same

Obelisk the Aspirant
Always standing at the front
all the shit that's thrown at them
He will take the brunt

Delta of the middle way
shouting toh and yah and shy
on the mission he will go
for abilities is why

Drokal was a duergar
not a dwarf (he was quite tall)
but althougth the fights were nasty
he tried to do fook all

The sparkly elemental
he was funky he was hip
with all the magic Vallen had
he'd usually cast slip

Scarlet was a pretty lass
her hair was nice and shiney
We'd like to bend her over
and do her up the hiney

There was a proud warrior
Called Kyle, or was it Kurt?
Even walking down the path
he managed to get hurt

Kiara was a baron
who had a lot of mates
She had more than Kevralyn
which she just bloody hates

Khandis was a young keen drow
who often caused much hurt
one night when he'd been drinking
he looked up his lady's skirt

Drieden can't make up his mind
just which sphere to take
they dragged him to the white path
and fed him lots of cake

Drieden was a whinging git
who did not like his verse
he tried to forearm parry it
but that just made it worse

Theran was an eleven druid
who climbed a bloody tree
this was a crying shame for sure
The fight's where he should be

There was a trainee-Kevralyn
A wizardess named Kass
She shouts and swears and cusses
She's such a fiery lass

So our Valley Heroes
answered the dreadlords call
not realising in their haste
the fate that will befall

I best finish up this pint and get to work those reports aren't going to write themselves.
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Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26  
Very good Drokal, 'ave you ever thought about a career as a bard?

There was a priest who never cast
Kylar was his name
Anything Kiara did
He was sure to do the same

*giggle*

But that's quite benign where Kylar the Kind is concerned... let's say I've heard a verse a whole lot worse!
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#13444
Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 3  
Drokal Greyspire wrote:


There was a trainee-Kevralyn
A wizardess named Kass
She shouts and swears and cusses
She's such a fiery lass


Hehe I cant complain about that drokal cpuld have been alot worse

Ah cerridwyn.. the kylar the kind.. *sniggers cough* erm no idea what that was... *snigger cough*
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Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 8  
Ah think th' foremaist verse shuid chaynge a wee bit . Somthing lik'

The Dreadlord was a powerfull man,
he also was an anchor,
the valley they all followed him
despite him being a....
caster of the evil sphere.
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Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26  
Hamish McPherson wrote:
Ah think th' foremaist verse shuid chaynge a wee bit . Somthing lik'

The Dreadlord was a powerfull man,
he also was an anchor,
the valley they all followed him
despite him being a....
caster of the evil sphere.

haha, good one McHamish!
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#13447
Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 22  
Bwuahahahahaha, genius skirty-bloke.
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#13449
Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 3  
Wasnt there a few more come about while we were on that well dodgy plane we ended up on after going through the sparkley gate hamish?
One about them bears and the beer song. Cant forget that!
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#13450
Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26  
The Valley Heroes soon set out
To go and face the Heights
They journeyed forth o'er dale and hill
To see their dazzlin' whites

Halmadon'ans, swords in hand
Were waitin' with their knights
They saw the Valley comin' near
And prepared for their great fights

"Oh followers of Evil,
"Get back you hateful curs!
"Begone, take flight, go home this night
"Or face our Adamancer!"

The Darkhome lot they sneered back
And battle soon was taken
With heals popped and spirits pinged
The Heights they were a-shaken

The Oracles' voices were true
The Catacl'sm will come
And as you stand in battle now
Heart beating like a drum

Recall the cause you're fightin' for
And those whose lives you'll save
Resolve be yours to help the weak
Resist a lonely grave

Strange that the voice o' many
Rests on the acts of few
And know that though we be not there
We'd do the same for you

Our people are a worthy cause
And more than all the Spheres
Fight this fight, your actions now
Will echo through the years
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Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 8  
This haes bin entirly jibbed o' fae Drokal 'n' ah lea it tae Cerridwen tae set it tae a tune.


The Dreadlord is a powerful man,
he also is an anchor
The valley they all follow him
despite him being a .... caster of the evil sphere

The Dreadlord has a little drow
Who’s hair is white as snow
Kevralyn is always willing
To give him a good .... opinion

Kylar is an evil priest
We run from him in shock
When faced with his enormous sword
And his tiny .... compassion

Obelisk the Aspirant
Formed from an old rock shard
He stays awake alone at night
Because he can't get .... home

Delta of the middle way,
Keeps us safe with what he’s brought
If he can be said to have a fault
Its that he is quite .... abrupt

Drokal writes a great report
Very handy with a pen
Though I’ve heard that in the bedroom
He likes to sleep with .... lights on

Finally released from hospital
A rather prolonged stay
A lot has changed with poor Vallen
For example now he’s .... a mage

Scarlet is a pretty lass
She loves to drink from kegs
And after she has had a few
She will gladly spread her .... kindness

Kyle the proud warrior
Has a Hepath for a mate
With his friend always watching him
It is hard to .... go to the bathroom

Kiara is a young baron
Equalled by no other
We all want to sleep with her
None more so than her .... subordinates

Khandis is a young keen drow
Though something of a wussy
He has a thing for Kevralyn
and wants to get in her .... family

Drieden is a lovely priest
Very handy with a heal
Though while he has his hands on you
He like to have a .... preach

Theran is an elven druid
Who lays face down in the grass
A little too fond of his bow
He loves it up the .... trees

There is a trainee-Kevralyn
A wizardess named Kass
I heard she has a magic wand
hidden in her.. clothing

Equipped with sturdy sword and shield
Armoured and becaped
They go to fight Halmodonians
Poor buggers they'll get .... a round of drink on me when they get back
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#13452
Re:Ascension Song. 3 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26  
I can see I'm not th'only person not all that engaged in my guild duties this afternoon...

Hamish I'm impressed, I did 'ave a few tears streamin' down my face there. I'll have a think on a tune, like.

You should ask around for my old friend, the-bard-formerly-known-as-Donnal... he'd like your style! (and accent)
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