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The Real Tower Song 3 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 7  
Reit is has bin far tay whieest roon haur recently. sae Ah propose a mair realistic rendition ay th' recent tower sang tae improve spirits aw roon.


A' fowk together noo:

In the Forest of Green Heart
Laire Tinwe freely run
At least that's what's assumed
No-one has ever seen one

The Fortress of Pentar
A nation newly born
Love summoning hepaths.
I think its the horn.

The Labyrinth of Xenos
In one mind exist
Imagine the carnage
If the hive mind got pissed.

In the strong Kalid Nation
They love feasts they love hunts.
But everyone else hates them
cause they're a bunch of *cough*

The Enclave of Saldor
Non-Humans they hate
But secretly think of half orcs
when they masturbate.

The Halls of Sutekh
Have Dark Ladies for Knights
They are evil and ruthless
And terrified of Heights

The Wizards’ Concillium
Like their arts arcane
Great magical powers
Have driven them insane

The power-hungry Dymwan
Are not right in the head
They love fiddle with corpses
and shagging the undead

The Dai Fah Dyne are traders
With no need of an army
Be sure when you meet one
To offer him Salami

Great traders the Reader
Have goods like no other
For just fifteen gests
One sold me his mother.

The House of the Weaver
Shrouded by Web
They like sleeping with spiders
Tucked up in their bed

Celestial Bureaucracy
Find wisdom in the skies
Staring into the heavens
Changed the shape of their eyes

The Heights of Halmadon
Resplendent in White
Their faith in the good sphere
Makes them far too uptight.

Lizard people, Thissessin
Hear their ancestors’ call
And when they've finished speaking
Your left covered with drool.

Pordaradrim druids
Free as the breeze
They love hugging the ground
and licking the trees.

The voice of the mystics
The Shadowsfall were not
They were just being uppity
And deserve what they got

The Kern Valley People
Are the mystics new vessel
So if others have business
In it gladly they’ll meddle
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#13867
Re:The Real Tower Song 3 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 3  
Me thinks, dearest hamish mcgirlpants, you do have far too much time on your hands lol.
I think cerridywn needs to make a version too and possibly drokal hehe.

Btw hamish can you write down the beer song? I was trying to teach it to some dark path priest whos name ive forgotten, i assumed it was "stop it" coz thats what i kept shouting at him every time he called me "mi'lady" but i was too overtaken by the effects of alcohol to remember it correctly
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Re:The Real Tower Song 3 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 7  
That's Hamish McGirlykilt tae ye yoong quine, nane ay thes keks pish. Thocht dearest soonds promisin'. I cannae write th' swally sang doon coz Ah cannae write but Ah can sin' it an' ye can pick it up.

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the bloke who sells the beer.
Me, the one who drinks the beer.
Far, a long way to the bar.
So, lets have another beer.
La…...la la la la.
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer.
And that will bring us back to Beer.
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Re:The Real Tower Song 3 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 3  
Thats the one! Cheers hamish mcgirlyskirt your loads better than than dougal mcflashygirlpants (i seen his underwear. Its really girly!)
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