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#700
Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 13  
OK, so first off, we need to decide a set of rules... Obviously Wolfhold rules are out, since none of us wants to be poisoned or beaten to death, which leaves Valley Alliance Rules or White Retreat rules...

I'm familiar with the white retreat rules:

  • At the beginning of the drinking competition, all drinkers must agree to the specified drink which is to form the basis of the competition. This drink must not contain any form of poison other than alcohol. Any participant in the competition may ask for independent verification that the drink has not been poisoned at any time if a member of Wolfhold is a participant in the competition.

  • Additionally, participants will decide the competition criteria under the following headings:
    • Success criteria: What will constitute a success? Is it the last individual standing, will individuals be allowed to bow out gracefully or must they be dragged out by the bartender? will individuals be permitted to forfeit rounds which will be made up later?

    • Will each round consist of just one drink, or will there be several drinks to each round? Must participants have completed each drink to complete a round, or will majority completion be accepted?

    • How will spillages be handled and how much of a drink must be spilled to constitute a spillage?


  • The competition will proceed in rounds, each round starting with drinks being lined up in front of the participants. Each participant will be served an equal number of drinks of identical size and type.

  • The drinking will then take place in a preordained way agreed by the participants at the beginning of the competition.

  • No competitor shall be allowed to engage in or employ others to be engaged in actos of violence against other members of the competition

  • A member of the Hospital must be on hand at all times to ensure safe participation in the competition. This must not be Dibbler.


And I'm also familiar with the Wolfhold rules:

  • The winner is the one standing at the end... How participants achieve this is up to them...



But I'm not familiar with the Valley Rules? Anyone care to enlighten us before we start this drinking competition?
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#701
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26  
Valley Rules - anything goes

Loser gets to eat a teabag! Only air elves are known to be capable of this feat...

A member of the Hospital must be on hand at all times to ensure safe participation in the competition. This must not be Dibbler.
Agree on the last part.

I can check everything for noxious substances if you want Dibblarrrgh.

Spillages should mean yer out, simple as that.
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#703
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 2  
Can we make it rum and two pints a round.

We wil all have sore heads tomorrow. lol.

What if your attacked by an independant body throughout the competition

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#718
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 13  
OK, so since the other towers' rules seem to be, uh, incomplete, I'm in favour of white retreat rules. I vote for Whisky, mixed with Absinthe , since that seemed to go down so well with the Elves when we went out for that big butt-kicking mission with the meeting where thye started a food fight...

Can I suggest success criteria be "the one who collapses last"

Each round will consist of double absinthe & a double whisky, which must be mixed and then swallowed in one. More than a slight "seepage" of the drink around the mouth area will be a spillage, and will require another drink be purchased and drunk in order to count as completing that round.

It's surprising how many of the (numerous!) rules cranked out by the White retreat seem to have a specific "Dibbler" clause...

I don't know what all this tea bag eating is all about, but I'm sure it's one of those "elf things" that we don't talk about...

If we are attacked by an independent body during the round then they are compeleld to enter the competition, and play catchup if necessary.

So, Who's in?
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Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 2  
Counteth thee in for drink and battle, dont expect to win against such hardened veterans and champions of the KVA.

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#745
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 13  
Pfft! Hardened veterans! I'm a Hero AND a master butcher and everything!

I drank whiskey with the spirit of an undead bunny rabbit, courageously hid from a huge bat-hepath-thing, bravely ran away from a giant fire salamander that impregnated one of our friends and ate half the others and blew myself up through drunken incompetence!

I suspect I can hold my own in a drinking competition!...

I am, however, not doing much to redeem myself within the Hospital...
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#753
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 8  
sounds all organised - definitely not Village tower stuff - we've never been organised!

is it sipping whisky or uisghe beatha you'll be using?
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Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7  
I'm sorry to say that I was there for all of those erm.......happenings. I also recall that you replaced someones brain with twigs, leaves and rabbit droppings! Are you sure you attended hospital school dibbler?
Anyone for Wolfhold rules, I promise I won't cut myself?

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#762
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 13  
HOLY CRAP! MERIK! Long time no see!

The brain replacement was necessary... I don't really remember why (although I do remember doing it) but I'm sure I also remember replacing somebody's brain with cheese at some point... it had something to do with Ki and cheese but I don't remember what...

Hospital School? I attended some lectures, and some people shouted at me a lot... I don't really remember because the room was spinning so much and I'd been drinking all afternoon, but I'm sure I did and I'm almost convinced I passed something...

Under no circumstances drink from Merik's cup... It's just a ploy so he can win!... poison for blood... honestly... Wolfhold will let anybody into their guilds...
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#765
Re:Drinking Competition 8 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26  
Proper poison drinking? Sounds like a lot more fun!!

Go'on Dibbler, you know you want to.

Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on....
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