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Randi and Kandi do Davehoven

by Zug Archa

Randy licka ov Dolphinz, and his side kick Kandi, knownz az Mr Terrifyin to uz wuz fired from dere Guildz and wuz sudenlyz nobodyz. In an attempt to become famus againz dey crisscross das planz in da hopez of finding luvin. Dey headz to Dalehoven, attemptin everyfink from a talk show involving a spinning fing, to adoptinz a baby from Murandir to going to a “heela” who claims to be able to make Kandi less sneery.

Carryin derz bagz dey ad
Sista Mary, Spita
Aruna, Wagla
Ezekial, Nutta
yArp, Sqoga
nArp, Sqoga
Kal, alf Orc
Khorta, alf Orc
Toshiro, Monki
Silas da Reepa
Tersiua, Tree-lika

So I wuz in a group dat wuz being madz to journey to Dalehoven and den onwardz to Valhalla to recoverz da Valkyrie's Chariot. Da Valkyrie has decided to accompi uz dere cos dat wuz where sheeze lived. I ad not met deeze Agoth fings beforz and wuz tolds dat dez wud makez a relz effort to kilz uz for da fixin of da three Def fingz (Chorien, Anubis andz Valkyrie). Howeva, day sedza dat fer da Lightz to Winz a stand must be madz in an attempt to slowz the tidez that is Agoth, so weez didz.

Dey saidz dat weze cud av Yana's Hut for travellz to Dalehoven, butz dis wuz crapz and weze hadz to do da Worldz windowz insrtreadz, were wez wuz attackz by Deadfinbgz an Agoth fings an it went all darkz and we wuz in a wudz fitin zombiz.

Da folkz of Dalehoven wuz nice, an deyz likz da beer, butz dey and no wimenz so dey didz Randi, and Kanndi insteadz. A bigz quez of impotantz folkz all wanted a goze at Kandi, folkz lik Thundry Thor, Surt da Destroya, Headz on a Stik, Guyz in a Apron, huge Cok mask man wiv a nice snifta of beerz and some Butiful blokz hooz kept rubbinz himself.

Randi redz sum scrollz, Kandi sneered and wez figted sum Agothians. Da Sqogaz drank beer, and Silas tried to kill sista Mary who wuz healin uz. Tersius liked treez, Toshiro got hit, lotz. I da archa arrad stuff and fixed fings.

Weez nvba found da Chariot. but we did getz Valkyrie a bigs shiny chest armur wiv da bigz nipplz so it waz all goodz in da endz.

Oh, der wuz dis bigz Vere ded fing oo madz pepul dropz stuff and chopped dem, butz da folkz from Davehoven kicked im.

Zug

Last Updated on Saturday, 12 September 2009 17:52
 

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